| # | Song | Bitrate | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Apathy Eulogy - Baby Maybe | 320 | 03:34 |
| 2 | The Apathy Eulogy - Daphne Doesn't Love Derby...She Hates Men | 192 | 02:48 |
| 3 | The Apathy Eulogy - Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady | 320 | 03:38 |
| 4 | The Apathy Eulogy - I Can Tell You're Lying Because Your Lips Are Moving | 256 | 03:36 |
| 5 | The Apathy Eulogy - Perfect Kisses | 256 | 03:01 |
| 6 | The Apathy Eulogy - Such a Complex Situation | 320 | 03:07 |
| 7 | The Apathy Eulogy - The Longest Drive Home (I Should've Taken the Subway) | 192 | 03:55 |
| 8 | The Apathy Eulogy - Two to Tango, One to Miss | 320 | 02:52 |