Lyrics
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best thing going
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie
(UnderRated):
This is my movie, so back the fuck up
I’ll slap Jackie Chan and kick Chuck Norris in his nuts
Cause I’m the super hero yada I mean?
Tell Jessica Alba I’m ready for the sex scene
See I fuckin all the fine girls and then see ya later
I terminate the pussy like I’m arnold shwartanegger
Cocky like Rocky and ain’t nobody cooler
See me in the hallway u can call me Ferris Bueller
I am the best thing going you just don’t understand
Why do u wonder woman, I’m am a superman
I say hey ho when I see J Lo and they know
They gotta vote for me not pedro
I got a right left hook for my enemies
I even got a sidekick like Robin and Mini me
My love life is like a sportcenter highlight
And every girl’s is screaming for me like they watchin twilight
(Chorus):
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best thing going
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie
(1 Ton):
I’m James Bond but I’m really extra niggerish
I’m the Mack, I’m Dolomite, I’m pimpin shit
The hero of this flick I whoop ass and fuck a bitch
You just watching my movie eatin popcorn and licorice
I got more gold chains then Mr. T
And I’m the hardest gangsta rapper since Eazy E
Jay Z even wants my autograph he’s really feeling me
I break dance like Turbo and Ozone very easily
I got a six pack and model underwear
Only wear air force 1's and got a hundred pair
The star of the movie Bruce Willis is my sidekick
Still married to my wife but Beyonce is my side bitch
Its not the notebook, its more pornographic
I’m Ron Jeremy but I’m way more attractive
And every Friday I’m slappin D-Bo
Cause I’m there to fuck Ms. Parker she just one of my hoes
(Chorus):
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best thing going
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie
(Garth Vader):
Its time to start the movie up in smoke Im with my goonies
Rolling doobies like I’m Scooby stay in tune when we get looney
Let it rain like flower tucci’s booty Im the weather man
Blown off that home grown billy bob you need a better plan
I got that golden ticket so I stay lifted for launch
I’m like lord of the flies using my mic as a counch
Its time to bring some heat so call up deniro
Now everybody take a seat here comes your favorite super hero
From the backroom smoking with people under the stairs
I’m still trying to make a hit like the bad news bears
Got my boys in the wood strapped down packin ammo
And when I hide from helacopters I feel like commando
Dressed in cammo not even rambo can handle my variety
I’m like dennis but a menace to sobriety
Half baked is what I try to be before the show
So grab some candy and lets hit the front row.. . .come on
(Chorus):
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best, I am the best thing going
I am the best thing going
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie
Try to fuck with me, try to try to fuck with me
Try to fuck with me motherfucker this is my movie