Welcome to Broadzilla’s trance
She can put a smile right on your face
Climb into Broadzilla’s pants
The life you’ve known is now erased
So move into Broadzilla’s ranch
Then she can put a smear right across your waist!
So welcome to Broadzilla’s trance
And exit left from the human race
Never Again! Never Again!
Welcome back Broadzilla’s cramps
She’s never happy with your taste
Try on Broadzilla’s pants
They’ll never fit around your waist
Move out of Broadzilla’s ranch
She’ll beat your ass and repeat your hate
So welcome to Broadzilla’s trance
Your exit out of the human race
Never Again! Never Again!
So you want to be a champion?
Flying high and riding hard
Jumping off, and running fast, and rolling through the sky
So you want to be a champion?
Playing loud and singing loud
Loud guitars, and drum, and you just want to be a star
So you want to be a champion?
Flying high and riding hard
Ride and walk, and swim and talk, and wander through this life
Never Again! Never Again!
Never Again! Never Again!