I don’t care much about cocaine
And you never see me jumpin out no airplane
Wine and whisky don’t gimme no thrill
And I don’t care nothin 'bout them nasty little pills
But women now that’s a whole nother thing
You won’t see me wastin all the money I made
And you ain’t gonna never see me drive no escalade
If you’re looking for a handout you wastin' your time
I wouldn’t give a crutch to a cripple, I wouldn’t give a bum a dime
But women that’s a whole nother thing
Now when you talk about your women that’s a whole nother thing
I like 'em big tall short fat thin and in between
I like 'em when they’re gentle and I like 'em when they’re mean
I like 'em when they whisper but I love 'em when they scream
(Don't be tellin me what to do with my money
I know a good investment when I see one
Look over there walkin' by look at that …)
I don’t buy stock, I don’t place no bets
And I won’t be smokin' none of them stanky cigarettes
Only one think make me throw my money away
And that’s a little TLC and a little T&A
But women that’s a whole nother thing
I’m gonna say it again — women that’s a whole nother thing
Play the blues somebody…
(come here baby let me buy you a house)