If I could only be
The Queen of Popularity
Things would just come to me
So easily
What I would do
What I could do
If I could always be
Miss Congeniality
No one could stand to be
Away from me
What I would do
What I could do
I could do anything
If I were you
I would have everything
If I were you
What I would do
What I could do
I could do anything
If I were you
I would have everything
If I were you
I could do anything
If I were you
I would have everything
If I were you
If I were you
If I were you
I hear this as a song of total obsession. The vid is a depiction of her attempts to brush herself up from her self-percieved roachy associations to something approaching the wonderful being whose wonderfulness she might achieve "if I were you".