If I die and go to hell real soon
It would appear to me as this room
And for eternity i’ll lay in bed
In my boxers half stoned
With a pillow over my head
I’ll be chatting on the interwebs
Maggots feed upon the ripping dead
I had no intrest in the things she said
On the phone
Every day
I’ll burn the nearly head to head
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laugh myself to sleep
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate
I’ll be heading for the electric chair
I’m only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old school
You’re too young to be this empty girl
And i’ll prepare you for this sick dark world
I know you will be my downfall
But i call, i call i call
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I don’t know what i want
(she touched herself, and she touched herself)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep