Garfunkel and Oates - Gay Boyfriend download mp3

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Got a man, call him my boyfriend
Think I’m fallin' in love
The only man that gives me the things
That I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly
Calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me
And cares what I have to say
He says, «Baby, I love you, baby, I need you
Never gonna let you go»
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
And to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
Never been so happy before
He’s almost Mr. Right
But I think he’s hot and I think he’s sweet
And I think he’s gay and I think he’s neat
Okay, okay, said my boyfriend’s gay
But what does it matter anyway?
He hasn’t come out of the closet yet
'Til then, I’ll take all that I can get
(Two, three, four)
He doesn’t think I know
But I know, I know, I’ve always known
He doesn’t think it shows
But it shows, for sure, it’s always shown
You might think it’s a little sad
But he’s the best lover that I’ve ever had
At night, when we’re lying in bed
He’s not hard, it’s okay, 'cause he gives me head
Like my mom always said
«It takes more than a pound to be good in bed!»
You don’t know the meaning of «rock your world»
'Til you’ve been with a guy who thinks like a girl
(Five, six, seven, eight)
He lies and says that he’s on meds
That’s why he’s never stiff
When I ask if he’s not into me
He always says, «As if!»
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
Just could not be finer
'Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my vagin-er
He reappears from under the covers
Looking like he’s been to war
He’s drenched in sweat, he catches his breath
Then he heads back down for more
Afterwards he’s never tired
He just want to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep
Then he takes his dog for a walk
Someday he’ll come out
And I’ll be happy for him when he does
And I know I’ll be sad
And I’ll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
'Cause his fairy tail will find a like-minded friend
But
He doesn’t think I know
But I know, I know, I’ve always known
He doesn’t think it shows
But it shows, for sure, it’s always shown
You don’t need no penetration
When you’ve got a good dose of overcompensation
At night, when we’re lying in bed
He’s not hard, it’s okay, 'cause he gives me head
Like my mom always says
«It takes more than a pound to be good in bed»
You don’t know the meaning of slot machine
'Til you’ve been with a king who thinks like a queen
I know it’s not forever, but that’s okay
Cause I’m his girlfriend, and he’s my gay