(samples from Guillermo Álvarez Guedes' comedic monologues
And Wilfrido Vargas' «El Africano»)
(Guillermo Álvarez Guedes)
Un americano que no sepa hablar español
Y vaya a una fiesta de Cubanos
Tiene que estar loco
¡Ño!
(Roberto Antonio Pérez Herrera)
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Stop the drums, it’s time to attack
And hit the people with a brand new track
Come one come all, 'cause the party’s packed
The DJ’s cut like a lumber jack
Up and down the party’s jumpin'
People keep comin' 'cause the bass is humpin'
All the way live 'cause it ain’t no thing
It’s that boomin' bass with that latin swing
Pumped up right, the feelin’s hype
And it’s about time you sweat tonight
So move, do your dance and the whole nine
Fellas grab a girl and work that be-hind
Back to the left, now back to the right
Last row’s got this party hyped
And when it comes to work, you know who’s boss
Dang he’s here to set it off!
(Rubby Pérez)
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Smooth. I got a fat beat slammin'
Dance floor packed and the people jammin'
To the hype force, cuz I’m the brainiac
DJ Wiz the cut maniac
Last row Mick just messed up the mix
Known in miami for rippin' up shit
So slice dice and cut thrice
And shake your body to the beat that’s nice
Makin you sweat 'cause we got the bottom
Fine females we just knock 'em
All the pretty girls we play 'em
And for all them hoes, we slay 'em (oh!)
So just lay back and let us do our thing
And hit your body with the latin swing
Prepare yourself for the ho-down
'cause when we come to town it’s a show-down
(Roberto Antonio Pérez Herrera)
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
(repeating «Chevere» and African sounding babble
From Wilfrido Vargas — El Africano)
(Guillermo Álvarez Guedes)
Lesson number 2…
…so next time, and from now on
Instead of «Wow!», ¡Ño!;
Instead «Ouch!», ¡Ño!;
Instead of «Oh my God!», ¡Ño!
And this is the end of lesson number two
(Roberto Antonio Pérez Herrera)
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Boom! it’s the sound that makes you shake
Hittin' you hard just like an earthquake
Just put your back to the bass, bend
And feel the quad just go kickin'
It’s the boys from the bottom plus one
When it comes to girls, we get the job done, 'cause
I’ll make you wet, baby
And when it coms to sex, you know I’ll
Make you sweat, baby
So let your body rock,.
Four Trés Two Uno!
On and on you just don’t stop
Stick out your butt and shake what you got
'Cause this one here’s a sure hit
Just get on the floor and dance wit' it
(Roberto Antonio Pérez Herrera)
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Mami el negro está rabioso
Y quiere pelear conmigo
Decíselo a mi papá
Do you want the Quad?
Everybody knows, Everybody knows
(fade out)